Entry #1: The Semi Jump Scare
Airport pickup. Two passengers, both knocked out by mile 3. Respectful. Peaceful. Then a semi pulling ANOTHER semi shows up in front of me like a final boss. 💀 I give it a tiny "beep beep" to say hi. Passengers wake up screaming. Full jump scare. Zero stars for me, probably. Lesson learned: a horn hits different when you're asleep. They tipped me in "never again" energy. 🚛🚛
Animated with AI for fun. Fictional comedy, not a Tesla statement.